Monday, January 29, 2018

Chris Dons the Biggest of Tinfoil Hats

My Facebook informant has noticed some troubling things coming out of Chris lately.

A few days ago Chris posted a link from InfoWars, the awful conspiracy site. Admittedly I figured he was an avid Alex Jones fan. Just look at LadyBuggin, the only things he did with that account besides argue with people were favorite his own videos and favorite videos from Alex Jones. I felt it wasn't worth making a post about.

But then he just posted this, a screencap provided by my informant.


He saw something on Nickelodeon that got him mad, and now he's going full blown tinfoil fuckery.
Putting aside that he misspelled Illuminati, that's been debunked for years! Before most of us were even born! Has Chris gone this far down the deep end?
Oh and of course, no evidence provided, and as you see from that reply, he refuses to give any. "Fuck you asking for proof, find it yourself". The lazy hack method.

Chris, you need help. Serious help. This isn't a healthy mindset. Turn off the InfoWars, get out of Ohio and see the world. You'll feel better.

Hell, if you want a real Nickelodeon conspiracy, look into Dan Schneider.

EDIT: Hey so due to spam bots, Blogger's filter has been going crazy and marking legit comments as spam. So if your comment somehow disappears, it's the spam filter and I didn't notice. My apologies if your comment vanishes, just be patient (unless I clarify and give a reason why it's gone)

EDIT 2: Ooooooh wow. Okay so my informant saw a new comment added, and it seems that person saw what Bores was talking about. The image that triggered Bores so much... was the Eye of Providence. AKA the All-Seeing Eye.

Yes, that. The eye that's on every American dollar bill. The symbol that's been conspiracy fodder for decades, perhaps before even Chris was born (who by the way is turning 40 this year). The eye being "evil" or something is basically a meme at this point.
Chris, you actually unironically believe this? This is too funny. The ghosts are one thing but to believe outdated crap like this? How do you function? Can you even use cash? Just amazing.

There was also a really funny comment from Brad Jones.
"I could have told you this last year when they sacrificed Ariana Grande on an alter made of pig bones while Victoria Justice wore a giant goat's head and a cloak. It was a weird way to announce Best Voice Actor."
Now I want to see Brad riffing on terrible Nickelodoen sitcoms. If he can get through Fuller House, those would be no problem.

50 comments:

  1. Out of morbid curiosity, I looked up "saturn symbolism". I admit I thought it must have been a typo from Chris but it turns out this is a thing people blog about. One blog shows examples of various corporate logos like Toyota, Nike and Internet Explorer and how they invoke the imagery of planet Saturn. The blog goes on to say that Saturn has often been linked with evil.

    My head hurts.

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    1. Saturn probably has those links because of its namesake. Other than that, I don't see how something having an orbit around it can be considered "evil". By that logic, you might as well call the entire Solar System evil!
      -_-

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  2. Wow, look at that! LadyBuggin's son is into all the same wacko bullshit he is. It's almost like they're the same person!

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  3. Do you mean how Dan is allegedly a pedophile rapist?

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    1. Yeah. Obviously it's all meant to be taken with a massive grain of salt. But where there's smoke...

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  4. First time I have ever posted on this blog. But I gotta say as a former Irate gamer fan, I kinda enjoyed you talking shit about him. It's a shame he no longer makes game reviews and is now doing puppet Steve. But regardless, I was always curious what would have happened if he continued to review games like reviewing Overwatch or PUBG. In fact, I wanted to bring it back, one more time. If possible, I was writing an irate gamer style review script for one of my favorite games and I want you to find everything wrong with it. Consider it a brain teaser or a fan like testimony if you will. If not, that's okay, the blog on the shit he does is still entertaining.

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    1. Huh, that sounds like an interesting idea.

      Now that you mention it, does Chris even know what Overwatch is? He's never covered it on PS, AFAIK.

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    2. Probably not, if he did, he'd say his favorite character is d'va and then complain that you die to easy or that some characters take so damn long to kill. Probably won't even research the MOBA concept and declares it crap.

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    3. I would say he would probably go for Soldier: 76, seeing how he used to play Contra quite a lot.

      Or Hanzo, because he uses a bow and arrow, and it "remindes me of Zelda".

      Or Genji, because of TMNT.

      Just my speculation, really.

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    4. Those are good possibilities, I would think that his complaint on the game is that there is no campaign mode. As for the story, he probably might say something like robots have taken over the world and it is your job to stop them. Then he would wonder why the characters are fighting each other instead of the robots (Omnics) and probably won't look up any more of the story.

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    5. With that said, I'm not going to say that he's bad at it. I mean, we never saw it, and I like to be optimistic that while he's terrible in old MESS games, he might just be a Diamond/GM tier in Overwatch.

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  5. Oh, lovely! Now we have another comparison between him and DSP: They're both losing their damn minds!
    -_-

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  6. Just gonna repost a quote from an earlier comment here:

    "you satanic minions ~" -Ladybuggin777

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  7. My memory may be fuzzy and so I don't want to accuse Chris of anything related to religion but did he claim to identify as a Buddhist? The reason I ask is because Satan is a concept from Abrahamic religions - primarily Christianity, Judaism and Islam. There is a devil figure in Bhuddism but he is named Mara, not Satan and they do not share much beyond the fact they embody evil.

    I know Chris has claimed to draw concepts from several different religions for is projects like The Dark Chapters and Ghost Hunting 2.0. I have just never seen a Buddhist over Satanic imagery. Even if Chris is not entirely devoted to a single faith but rather follows many, it just seems weird to be fixated by Satanic symbols. It may help if I see the clip he is talking about and what he perceives to be Satanic symbolism.

    Just my musings. I could easily be wrong.

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    1. If I rmember, yes, he does identify as a Buddhist.

      And yeah, Satan itself, the name anyway, doesn't exist in Buddhism. We do have demons and other unholy figures, but to my knowledge, no Satan.

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  8. Haha, I've been reading this blog for five years or so now and finally made into a post!

    Adding Chris as a facebook friend has never failed to amuse me.

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    1. Let us know how long it takes for you to be blocked after posting this comment.

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  9. Hey, DLAbaoaqu just put all his ICBINAVGN videos on private. That’s a shame, they were the only way I could tolerate watching the IG show.

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    1. It fell out of favor with me ages ago. I have more constructive things to do.

      I'm trying to promote my ebook now and I want to raise as much awareness as I can before it goes out this March.

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    2. I wonder if someone is false-flagging again.

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  10. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=334156317088034&id=334137610423238&notif_t=feedback_reaction_generic&notif_id=1517400284605518&ref=m_notif

    Trying to get my promo around.

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  11. Illumination is co-producing a Mario movie. Fuck this life.

    https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/mario-movie-be-produced-by-nintendos-shigeru-miyamoto-illumination-1080822

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    1. Well, it can't be worse than the live-action movie from 1993 with Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo. (BTW, I heard Bob HATED doing the movie.)

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    2. Illumination?! My god, why them? Give it to Disney! Pixar! Dreamworks!

      Illumination is the last studio I will look at.

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  12. Jones talks like he was a wrestler in another life. I'm surprised that people take him seriously.

    Hell, the bulk of people on my side of the fence treat him like a joke!

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    1. Oh hi DLA! Say, what happened to your ICBINAVGN videos? I couldn't find them anymore.

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    2. Oh, never mind... I saw it now. All the best with your future endeavours! It was nice while it lasted.

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  14. I’ll come to this blog if there’s a Facebook update from Chris. I deleted my FB account permanently.

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  15. *Sees evil eye thing*

    Chris, get counseling ASAP. Seriously. You need it.

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  16. Anyways if you want to see some real scandalous people, check out the Pickup Artist industry. 10 times worse than anything Chris has ever pulled off.

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  17. On another note, while I was searching for an irate gamer, I found this...

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4338560/Gamer-smashes-head-computer-fit-rage.html

    No relation, but still, it's pretty funny.

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  18. A month and a half left until release. Building up anticipation. LOADS of hits from Belize for some reason.

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  19. Satan was a recurring character on The Irate Gamer show for years. We know it is Satan as opposed to a generic devil because Chris himself referred to the character as Satan.

    Chris has depicted Hell in episodes of The Irate Gamer. Chris confirmed it was Hell because he claimed to be foreshadowing in season 4 when he said they'd send the giant robot to Hell.

    Puppet Steve is based on a Minecraft character, a game which has a Hell-like dimension.

    These videos by Chris with Satanic imagery are still up on YouTube and can be viewed by children.

    Chris should do the right thing and remove those videos.

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    1. Good point. I would also like to add that Puppet Steve played Bendy and the Ink Machine, game that hints rituals (and titular character being related to devil or maybe even devil itself), upside-down pentagram room & more but hey it's allright when he does it. (On a YT channel made specifically for kids!)

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    2. Yeah, I thought about Bendy but I know very little about the game and I didn't want to be like a certain someone who talks about games he doesn't understand. Thanks for the details! Certainly adds to the case of his hypocrisy,

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    3. The way Chris comes off with these "evil eye/Illuminati" comments makes it sound like he hates any "evil things." That's odd considering a character on the Irate Gamer showed had the name "Evil Gamer" and on several occasions made it clear he loved "evil" things. So yes, either Chris is a hypocrite or he's completely gone insane.

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    4. Hypocrisy and insanity are not necessarily mutually exclusive traits.

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  20. Another fun tidbit. Way back in September of 2013 Chris wrote an article about the Robocop remake film for his website (remember when he claimed to have turned it into a pop culture site?) After saying how the trailer looked good to him, Chris added, “Has hell frozen over? I will check with satan shortly,”

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    1. Thank you for digging all this up. Chris truly is a hypocrite. Perhaps a case of "Do as I say, not as I do".

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  21. I'm kind of shocked he hasn't brought The Irate Gamer out of retirement to jump on the Nintendo bandwagon, now that they are back with the Switch selling like hotcakes and the mini-consoles.

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    1. That would require effort and money, something he clearly doesn't want to do and doesn't want to spend on anything that's not a toy!
      ^-^

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  22. Two days ago Chris posted on Facebook to comment on the low quality of recent Superbowl ads. He says they aren't worth tuning in for anymore.

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